There are so many talented people on Tumblr
yourlittleharmonicaishammered:
and then there’s me:
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some general boob-having problems
THE DARTS, THEY DO NOTHING
the expressions and body language in this are fantastic.
To all you lovely people with boobs, thank you for being awesome <3
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This is now my favorite post. Ever.
never forget to wash the butt.
TRY ON A SMALL IT’LL BE FUNNY OMFG
Tested on animals, didn’t fit… lmfaorofl.
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MOM HANDED ME A BIG ENVELOPE SAYING I GOT IT IN THE MAIL AND BEING A SMART ASS I SAID ‘WHAT IS IT FROM THE PRESIDENT’ AND IT’S FROM THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE
APPARENTLY THEY SENT THIS BACK BECAUSE I WAS A SHIT AND INVITED THEM TO MY HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION
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I hate my friends
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Cry
but what did your driving instructor say
WHAT DID HE SAY
THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER
(via we-are-astr0nauts)
Me no study
Me no care
Me go marry
A millionare
If he die
Me no cry
Me go marry
Another guy
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…because every single piece of this is a memory worth dying for. This band guided me through the worst times of my life, including depression, suicidal thoughts, bullying, illnesses and much more. Thanks to them, I made my way to be the girl I am today. Self-confident, fighting for what’s worth fighting for, a student at university. Neither my parents sometimes believed that I’d go my way and that I’d become someone who reaches the goals you set in life. But those guys’ music gave me so much hope and strength within the last years, that every „Thank you“ I’d say would never be enough to show them how grateful I am.
Thank you, Simple Plan.
